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by Ernest Howard Crosby
A jingoistic military officer embarks on a tragicomic quest to become a “perfect soldier.”
Opening
A few passages to enter the atmosphere.
A Bombshell
“Bless my soul! I nearly forgot,” exclaimed Colonel Jinks, as he came back into the store. “Tomorrow is Sam’s birthday and I promised Ma to bring him home something for a present. Have you got anything for a boy six years old?”
“Let me see,” answered the young woman behind the counter, turning round and looking at an upper shelf. “Why, yes; there’s just the thing. It’s a box of lead soldiers. I’ve never seen anything like them before”—and she reached up and pulled down a large cardboard box. “Just see,” she added as she opened it. “The officers have swords that come off, and the guns come off the men’s shoulders; and look at the—”
“Never mind,” interrupted the colonel. “I’m in a hurry. That’ll do very well. How much is it?”
And two minutes later he went out of the store with the box in his hand and got into his buggy, and was soon driving through the streets of Homeville on his way to his farm.
Captain Jinks, Hero
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